im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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