Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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