If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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