I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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