This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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