I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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