Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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