Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Randomize
