He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
he shaved USA in his pubs
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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