Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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