sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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