Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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