pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I love having hate sex.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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