I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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