Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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