no, he came in my armpit
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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