Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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