i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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