he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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