Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
