Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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