She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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