So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
accomplished twins. life is a go
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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