did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think i peed on brittanys purse
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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