so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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