hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Can I color on your dick again?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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