I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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