I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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