I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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