Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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