North Korea, Best Korea!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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