my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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