Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
How does one acquire holy water?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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