(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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