just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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