He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
there was a trapeze. enough said
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize