found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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