Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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