Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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