so explain again why im purple
no
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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