I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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