Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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