i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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