if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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