Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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