He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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