So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
operation harelip BJ is a go
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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