Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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