I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Damn victory sex feels great
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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