Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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