i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Best friends brother. Beat that.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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