Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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