but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Who died my cat blue again?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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