Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just forgot I was standing up.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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