Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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