ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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