p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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