I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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