Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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