I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
